Once upon a time, there was a young girl named Cinderella. She lived with her step mother and two step sisters.
The step mother and sisters were conceited and bad tempered. They treated Cinderella very badly. Her step mother made Cinderella do the hardest works in the house; such as scrubbing the floor, cleaning the pot and pan and preparing the food for the family. The two step sisters, on the other hand, did not work about the house. Their mother gave them many handsome dresses to wear.
One day, the two step sister received an invitation to the ball that the king’s son was going to give at the palace. They were excited about this and spent so much time choosing the dresses they would wear. At last, the day of the ball came, and away went the sisters to it. Cinderella could not help crying after they had left.
“Why are crying, Cinderella?” a voice asked. She looked up and saw her fairy godmother standing beside her, “because I want so much to go to the ball” said Cinderella. “Well” said the godmother,”you’ve been such a cheerful, hardworking, uncomplaining girl that I am going to see that you do go to the ball”.
Magically, the fairy godmother changed a pumpkin into a fine coach and mice into a coachman and two footmen. Her godmother tapped Cinderella’s raged dress with her wand, and it became a beautiful ball gown. Then she gave her a pair of pretty glass slippers. “Now, Cinderella”, she said; “You must leave before midnight”. Then away she drove in her beautiful coach.
Cinderella was having a wonderfully good time. She danced again and again with the king’s son. Suddenly the clock began to strike twelve, she ran toward the door as quickly as she could. In her hurry, one of her glass slipper was left behind.
A few days later, the king’ son proclaimed that he would marry the girl whose feet fitted the glass slipper. Her step sisters tried on the slipper but it was too small for them, no matter how hard they squeezed their toes into it. In the end, the king’s page let Cinderella try on the slipper. She stuck out her foot and the page slipped the slipper on. It fitted perfectly.
Finally, she was driven to the palace. The king’s son was overjoyed to see her again. They were married and live happily ever after.
Rabu, 28 April 2010
Selasa, 20 April 2010
hot snake
At last fireman have put out a big forest fire in California. since then,they have been trying to find out how the fire began. forest fires are often caused by broken glass. or by cigarette ends which people carelessly throw away. Yesterday the firemen examined the ground carefully, but were not able to find any broken glass. they were also quite sure that a cigarette end did not start the fire. This morning,however a firemen accidentally discovered the cause. he noticed the remains of a snake which was wound round the electric wires of a 16,000 Volt power line. in this way, he was able to solve the mystery. the explanation was simple but very unusual. a bird had snatched up the snake then wound it self round the wires. When it did so, it sent sparks down to the ground and these immediately started a fire.
Kamis, 15 April 2010
turtle and friends
There are 3 friends: turtle, Beetle, Caterpillar Leg 1000 ..
They were celebrating his birthday at his home Kura2 Kura2.
No longer the frog asked, "turt, we do not have a cigarette right?"
"Nothing, Frog. Forgot to buy me .. Buy GIH !" kura2 said.
"Ah nuts! Period of re lo gw epidemic purchase order?! Lo will also host the Kur. Edaaann lu!" said Beetle.
"GW if the road already lelet Doc .. Yes, the 1000 Foot Ductile of aja buy. Please ya Let .." Kura2 persuasion.
"Hmmm ... Yes've deh GPP. Here's the money .." Tough words.
Go to the tenacious ... 1 hour ... 2 hours ... 3 hours .... Ductile not pulang2 .. Frog & kura2 was anxious and upset the Ductile not pulang2 ..
"Where it's Tough, Doc?" Kura2 asked.
"Tau nih .. very long. Susulin aja yuk!" invite the Frog.
Once open the door to leave the house .. What a surprise Frog and Kura2 Seeing the Ductile still in front of the door, Blom pergi2 also ..
"Woy, aja had been doing here? Qta on waiting for too! Where's her cigarette?" asked the frog.
"Cigarette teeth peyang lo! GW Blom buy cigarettes!" denies the Ductile.
"Lahh? 3 hours where aja lo beli2 not cigarettes?" snapped the Kura2.
The Ductile Leg 1000pun angry ... "Lu pade not anymore gw liat pake ...!!!!!!" shoes
They were celebrating his birthday at his home Kura2 Kura2.
No longer the frog asked, "turt, we do not have a cigarette right?"
"Nothing, Frog. Forgot to buy me .. Buy GIH !" kura2 said.
"Ah nuts! Period of re lo gw epidemic purchase order?! Lo will also host the Kur. Edaaann lu!" said Beetle.
"GW if the road already lelet Doc .. Yes, the 1000 Foot Ductile of aja buy. Please ya Let .." Kura2 persuasion.
"Hmmm ... Yes've deh GPP. Here's the money .." Tough words.
Go to the tenacious ... 1 hour ... 2 hours ... 3 hours .... Ductile not pulang2 .. Frog & kura2 was anxious and upset the Ductile not pulang2 ..
"Where it's Tough, Doc?" Kura2 asked.
"Tau nih .. very long. Susulin aja yuk!" invite the Frog.
Once open the door to leave the house .. What a surprise Frog and Kura2 Seeing the Ductile still in front of the door, Blom pergi2 also ..
"Woy, aja had been doing here? Qta on waiting for too! Where's her cigarette?" asked the frog.
"Cigarette teeth peyang lo! GW Blom buy cigarettes!" denies the Ductile.
"Lahh? 3 hours where aja lo beli2 not cigarettes?" snapped the Kura2.
The Ductile Leg 1000pun angry ... "Lu pade not anymore gw liat pake ...!!!!!!" shoes
cannot speak anglish
Deng Xiaoping, a Taiwanese man who is very wealthy but had no English skills arrive at the airport in New York.
After waiting in line at immigration, when the passport stamp, the officer asked a few questions to see his visit to USA.
The first question of immigration: "What is the last name of our first President?"
Because not understand English very well, he guessed that the officers asked the family name (surname). Then he replied: "Wo xing Deng (read: sing wo Teng)." In Mandarin means: "My Clan Deng"). FYI, in Chinese culture, Chinese people always used when an acquaintance introduced the surname first.
The officer heard the "Washington!" (Same sound) and then he went on to question 2: "To what do you want to go to the U.S.?"
He thought, logically of course now he asked my name. Then he replied: "Xiaoping."
Officers heard: "Shopping!"
3rd question: "what you kendarain Vehicles in Taiwan?"
Tourists were thinking, he asked the status of Taiwan, and replied in Hokkien: "Bo bo." (In Hokkien means: "Not married").
And the officers heard: "Volvo!" then he smiled kindly and asked lagi.Pertanyaan to-4: "Who is the most famous pop singers in the USA?"
Currently Taiwanese man was getting impatient and started saying loudly in Hokkien: "Mai Cai Ko Seng." (Meaning: "Do not play games with me again").
Officers heard: "Michael Jackson!"
Impressed with the knowledge of the tourists, the official stamp his passport.
After waiting in line at immigration, when the passport stamp, the officer asked a few questions to see his visit to USA.
The first question of immigration: "What is the last name of our first President?"
Because not understand English very well, he guessed that the officers asked the family name (surname). Then he replied: "Wo xing Deng (read: sing wo Teng)." In Mandarin means: "My Clan Deng"). FYI, in Chinese culture, Chinese people always used when an acquaintance introduced the surname first.
The officer heard the "Washington!" (Same sound) and then he went on to question 2: "To what do you want to go to the U.S.?"
He thought, logically of course now he asked my name. Then he replied: "Xiaoping."
Officers heard: "Shopping!"
3rd question: "what you kendarain Vehicles in Taiwan?"
Tourists were thinking, he asked the status of Taiwan, and replied in Hokkien: "Bo bo." (In Hokkien means: "Not married").
And the officers heard: "Volvo!" then he smiled kindly and asked lagi.Pertanyaan to-4: "Who is the most famous pop singers in the USA?"
Currently Taiwanese man was getting impatient and started saying loudly in Hokkien: "Mai Cai Ko Seng." (Meaning: "Do not play games with me again").
Officers heard: "Michael Jackson!"
Impressed with the knowledge of the tourists, the official stamp his passport.
visited zoo
One day a clown was visiting the zoo and attempted to earn some money by making a street performance. He acted and mimed perfectly some animal acts. As soon as he started to drive a crowd, a zoo keeper grabbed him and dragged him into his office. The zoo keeper explained to the clown that the zoo's most popular gorilla had died suddenly and the keeper was fear that attendance at the zoo would fall off. So he offered the clown a job to dress up as the gorilla until the zoo could get another one. The clown accepted this great opportunity.
So the next morning the clown put on the gorilla suit and entered the cage before the crowd came. He felt that it was a great job. He could sleep all he wanted, played and made fun of people and he drove bigger crowds than he ever did as a clown. He pretended the gorilla successfully.
However, eventually the crowds were tired of him for just swinging on tires. He began to notice that the people were paying more attention to the lion in the next cage. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he decided to make a spectacular performance. He climbed to the top of his cage, crawled across a partition, and dangled from the top to the lion's cage. Of course, this made the lion furious, but the crowd people loved it.
At the end of the day the zoo keeper came and gave him a raise for being such a good attraction. Well, this went on for some time, he kept taunting the lion, the audience crowd grew a larger, and his salary kept going up. Then one terrible day happened. When he was dangling over the furious lion, he slipped and fell into the lion cage. The clown was really in big terrible situation. He was terrified.
Sooner the lion gathered itself and prepared to pounce. The clown was so scared. He could do nothing and he began to run round and round the cage with the lion close and closer behind. Finally, the lion could catch him. The clown started screaming and yelling, "Help me, help me!", but the lion was quick and pounces. The clown soon found himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion and suddenly he heard a voice from the lion’s mouth;"Shut up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?".
So the next morning the clown put on the gorilla suit and entered the cage before the crowd came. He felt that it was a great job. He could sleep all he wanted, played and made fun of people and he drove bigger crowds than he ever did as a clown. He pretended the gorilla successfully.
However, eventually the crowds were tired of him for just swinging on tires. He began to notice that the people were paying more attention to the lion in the next cage. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience, he decided to make a spectacular performance. He climbed to the top of his cage, crawled across a partition, and dangled from the top to the lion's cage. Of course, this made the lion furious, but the crowd people loved it.
At the end of the day the zoo keeper came and gave him a raise for being such a good attraction. Well, this went on for some time, he kept taunting the lion, the audience crowd grew a larger, and his salary kept going up. Then one terrible day happened. When he was dangling over the furious lion, he slipped and fell into the lion cage. The clown was really in big terrible situation. He was terrified.
Sooner the lion gathered itself and prepared to pounce. The clown was so scared. He could do nothing and he began to run round and round the cage with the lion close and closer behind. Finally, the lion could catch him. The clown started screaming and yelling, "Help me, help me!", but the lion was quick and pounces. The clown soon found himself flat on his back looking up at the angry lion and suddenly he heard a voice from the lion’s mouth;"Shut up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?".
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