cannot speak anglish

Deng Xiaoping, a Taiwanese man who is very wealthy but had no English skills arrive at the airport in New York.

After waiting in line at immigration, when the passport stamp, the officer asked a few questions to see his visit to USA.

The first question of immigration: "What is the last name of our first President?"

Because not understand English very well, he guessed that the officers asked the family name (surname). Then he replied: "Wo xing Deng (read: sing wo Teng)." In Mandarin means: "My Clan Deng"). FYI, in Chinese culture, Chinese people always used when an acquaintance introduced the surname first.

The officer heard the "Washington!" (Same sound) and then he went on to question 2: "To what do you want to go to the U.S.?"

He thought, logically of course now he asked my name. Then he replied: "Xiaoping."

Officers heard: "Shopping!"

3rd question: "what you kendarain Vehicles in Taiwan?"

Tourists were thinking, he asked the status of Taiwan, and replied in Hokkien: "Bo bo." (In Hokkien means: "Not married").

And the officers heard: "Volvo!" then he smiled kindly and asked lagi.Pertanyaan to-4: "Who is the most famous pop singers in the USA?"

Currently Taiwanese man was getting impatient and started saying loudly in Hokkien: "Mai Cai Ko Seng." (Meaning: "Do not play games with me again").

Officers heard: "Michael Jackson!"

Impressed with the knowledge of the tourists, the official stamp his passport.